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Hold On To Your Butts
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Hold On To Your Butts

  • Family
  • Theatre
  • Comedy
  • Dinsoaurs
  • Jurassic park
Date
January 28, 2027
Time
7:30 pm
Venue
Key City Theatre — Main Stage
Tickets
$20 – $37.50 including $3.47 per-ticket fee

About the Show

Presented by Key City Theatre

Two actors. One Foley artist. One enormous dinosaur movie—recreated live on stage with nothing but everyday objects, razor-sharp timing and a ridiculous amount of imagination.

Sixty-five million years in the making—and performed on a fraction of a Hollywood budget.

Hold On To Your Butts is a wildly inventive, laugh-out-loud parody of the greatest dinosaur movie of all time. Two actors race through every iconic character and unforgettable moment while a Foley artist creates the music, sound effects and dinosaur roars live on stage.

Using physical comedy, simple props and relentless theatrical ingenuity, Recent Cutbacks transforms a blockbuster adventure into a gloriously lo-fi spectacle. Whether you know every line of the original movie or simply enjoy clever, fast-paced comedy, this international Fringe, West End and Off-Broadway hit is an absurdly fun night at the theatre.

Recommended for ages 8 and up.

Reviews

What the Critics Are Saying

“As far as ‘so-crazy-this-could-work’ concepts go, this show is up there with Jurassic Park itself… You will laugh yourself insensible.”

On Stage Blog

“An electrifying, wildly entertaining spectacle that captures the essence of the film while transforming it into something entirely fresh.”

Theatre and Tonic

“Laughter that is almost hysteric. Laughter that is out of control… One of the most hilarious plays we’ve ever seen anywhere.”

Berkeley Square Barbarian

The Highlights

Why You Can’t Miss This

  • Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy Clever, ridiculous humour that will have you laughing from start to finish.
  • Extraordinary Talent Exceptional acting, physical comedy and impeccable timing, without elaborate sets or special effects.
  • A One-of-a-Kind Experience A wildly inventive take on a Hollywood blockbuster, where everyday objects and imagination steal the show.
  • Internationally Acclaimed From the Fringe circuit to the West End and Off-Broadway, experience world-class entertainment right here in Cranbrook.

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